im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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