No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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