Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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