In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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