What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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