Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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