bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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