Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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