I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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