Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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