We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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