the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
