this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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