Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
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