You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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