So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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