Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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