We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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