I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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