32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Randomize