Christians are straight up FREAKS
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
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