Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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