Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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