We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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