"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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