susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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