It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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