My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Randomize
