I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
wanna go halves on a baby?
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Randomize
