so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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