I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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