Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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