Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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