I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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