when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
operation have a gay friend backfired
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
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