Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
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