And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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