ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Say something about gay babies.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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