I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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