areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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