I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
Randomize
