Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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