I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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