my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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