I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
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