Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Is it because I queefed?
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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