he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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