So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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