im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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