we have officially lost it.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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