We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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