she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
we're so committed to being not committed
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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