was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
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