The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Dude, this chick just tossed my salad hard. All that I could picture was a dog trying to get the last of the peanut butter out of the jar of Jiff and trying not to think of how grotesque my last dump was.
Then she tried to kiss me and I wouldn't and she got pissed off and went to sleep. Then about an hour later, her kid called her. She went home and on the way out I told her to wash her mouth before she kissed her kid good night. Weird night..
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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