you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
He has the fingertips of a God
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